Welcome to the GreenCupboards.com Community! As part of GreenCupboards.com, whose aim is to aid in the shift to greener living with inventive lines of eco-friendly and earth savvy products, our goal at the Community is to voice the importance of going green and how to implement practices that assist with this effort. Yet, our mission goes beyond selling products. We are a lean, mean, green-article machine. Our Community vocation is grounded in supplying critical and informative articles to the world community concerning ecological, environmental, technological and pop cultural events that affect the movement toward more environmentally sustainable living.
Striving to build a network of like-minded eco-savvy enthusiasts, the Community’s main goal is to echo important environmental and social issues that have sculpted and continue to define our planet. By facilitating a dialogue between our writers and readership, our eco-blog transcends the generic “greenie blog” machismo as we express our planetary call to stewardship through articles, global activism and engaging in personal conversation with readers.
At the Community, we invite you to come and tell your story, the story of your world, and your role in its evolution. This green blog is devoted to spreading environmental awareness and fostering a healthy synergy between ecological and environmental practices. We hope you enjoy exploring the site, where together we can work toward a greener planet.
You can send your own articles to: CreativeCave@GreenCupboards.com, where we take great care in sharing your account with the world.
Scott
Scott-Creationary zen has never incarnated in such concentrations as we experience with our Director of Web Presence, Scott the Adonis Ptolemy. Watch out for this wellspring of creativity. When sparks start to fly from his fingertips, you know he’s near a laptop keyboard. Hold onto your caps when talking to this X-ray visionary. Scott hails from the mountain lands of Colorado where he has hypnotized countless internets into submission. He’s a diamond in our Cupboard.
James
James- James is a mastodon of literary synthesis and ecological carpetbaggery. While his days consist of private appearances as a tealeaf aficionado, his free time is shamelessly squandered on yogic experimentation, weekend regattas and translating classical Latin. It’s a pirate’s life for this eco-savvy greenie fiend.
Maryssa
Maryssa-“Luck Be A Lady”? We think so! It’s not too often that literary artisanship and authorial gusto coincide in such harmony as we experience in the GreenCupboards CreativeCave while this blog savvy maiden’s in the room. Quaint attention to detail, verbose opinions and superlative verbiage make this greenie a Wonder Woman one-upper.
Nate
Nate-When it comes to cattle driving the worldwideweb and mastering code electronica, Nate comes across as a natural debonair web-tronic gent. Despite his fluidity of eating, speaking, and writing code, this computational wizard enjoys golf, programming mech-suits, and making stone-ground tahini at home.
Lewis
Lewis-Lose the beakers and safety goggles, this computer scientist is mad on making our network as green as possible. Bio-mechanical hybrid synthesis integration impossible you say?! Well scoff again! Lewis breaks the conventional computerized mold as an avid ski and cycling adventurer. He has literally eaten animals raw in the face of wilderness survival, and he brings the same brute candor to the GreenCupboards grid.
Connor
Connor- The Creative Director is attributed with fostering The CreativeCave’s growth from infancy, nurturing THEcommunity from a small seed into a flourishing tree of information. He used to howl at the moon, one with a wolf pack, he came walking from the wilderness into the CreativeCave’s office space. A time traveler through hyperspace, this all-star avatar can be credited with melting many-a-face with his auspicious collection verbally twanged articles and blog posts.
Lucio
Lucio- Hold your horses because this Italian Stallion is coming your way. Throwing up a wake of finely sorted data behind him… When you hear “Jeronimo!” watch out because it means that Lucio is near, savagely dominating any Excel files that get in his way.
Nick
Nick- Rumor has it that Nick wrote the Macro that defines the laws of physics. He warps time and space with every keystroke. This data sorcerer slays viruses like dragons and looks good doing it.
Daniel
Daniel- The Alpha dog of the data team, this captain sails his crew to new worlds of .xls’s with fearless ambition. The sirens songs have no effect on the Dubstep blasting Daniel, who blows everyone away when the beat drops. You would be hard set to rock this sailors boat, and I pity the fool that tries. Daniel is also a master of pwning noobs on Black-Ops.
Alyssa
Alyssa- This redhead is the phoenix of the office, burning through product orders like wildfire. Venders are astonished and bedazzled by her fiery intuition as she sorts through the maze of marketing to find the truth. Thankfully for the office when Alyssa burns up in a passionate thunderstorm of re-order craze she is reborn from the ashes to do it all over again.
Alex
Alex- The “Jack of all trades”, his spare time is spent wrestling rabid unicorns, and fighting leprechauns for their gold. Alex has a halo of Excel magnetism around his head, which allows him to control computers with his mind. Don’t let his perm deceive you, this beast of a man can mystically implant a permanent “dislike” button on the Facebook pages of his foes.
Lauren
Lauren- When we published want ads for a customer service goddess with the moxie of Sandra Day O’Connor and humanitarian spirit that rivals Gandhi … we thought there was no hope for our high expectations. Fortunate for us, Lauren dashed our doubt against the rocks of awesome. Combining all the best elements of the universe (positive energy, wit and unicorns) Lauren answers your call for aid with the avocation of a hurricane. Gail force winds of glorious customer service? But of course GreenCupboards has that base covered.
Jen
Jen- Is it any wonder the world is in a financial crisis when GreenCupboards has stolen all the accounting geniuses that Ivy league universities have to offer? Yes, perhaps we’re being a tad greedy by hiring some the most numerically rigorous minds on planet Earth, but can you blame us for wanting the best logarithmic financial genius out there? Jen is the captain that helps keep our cupboards full of green and in the black.
Will
Will- Keep an eye out for this Amazonian research fanatic. With product research at heart, Will makes up the vast majority of our office’s collective cerebral cortex. Sound impressive? Well, you’re correct. It is. Will’s eye for product examination keeps us on our toes as we continually maintain our green mission. With Titanic sized synapses, this griffin of fact compilation makes sure your products are as green as fathomably possible.
Amy
Amy- It may be hard for most to serve the inquisitive customer with voluminous care and silk woven personal attention, but this comes as old hat to Amy as she heads up the front line of one-on-one customer care. If your questions and qualms were an illness, Amy would be the state-of-the-world care facility.
Mitch
Mitch- When the call of the wild tolls, Mitch is sure to answer in a mountaineering ring of triumphant outdoorist glee. This GreenCupboards green goblin enjoys nature craft such as hiking and biking. It’s not Mitch’s fault he’s matter-mixing air bender, capable out outdoor enjoyment and Olympian recreation. In the words of GaGa, he was born this way. Mitch is the macro-making prodigy that any hyper-intelligent team of scientists would hope to raise, and we’re green-tootin’ happy to have him as part of our world changing team.
Ciera
Ciera- Where purchase orders compose the backbone of our enterprise, Ciera is a rocket scientist surgical director behind our supply lines. Intensive order volume have you in a semi-lugubrious mood? Well, pop that frown upside down. Ciera’s multiple brains can handle even the most intricate purchase orders. It’s a pity we stole her from crunching logarithmic strato-patterns from NASA with our devilishly green moxie. Good thieving effort on our part? Wonderful captain of purchasing technologies? Why, yes indeed!
Kayleigh
Kayleigh- Where would our Customer Care team be without their own support team? It doesn’t take a physicist to know that there’s always room for more help. Trust us, we’ve even asked our in-house physicists, and they agree.
Zach
Zach- What do the internet, terabytes of data and Lacrosse riddled speed have in common? Not much aside from their immanent domination by this sauce boss of web-based product refinery. Enhancement has never meant so much as it does when Zach drives the code-riddled horses of doom upon product imperfection.
Jean
Jean- Accounting for our every fiscal move, Jean helps ensure GreenCupboards.com gets a whole lot greener as her fingers glide over calculating devices. Number cruncher you say? Hardly, we prefer the term Numerical Opera Composer, Conductor and Prima Donna (in a non-melodramatic sense of course).
Aaron
Aaron- Athletica and facial hair had yet to meet with such voluptuous synergism until our very own Aaron arrived on the green scene. Able to turn snake venom into candy and bear attacks into cookies, Aaron befuddles the world of macro programming and product analysis as his digits glide effortlessly over multiple keyboards (seven to be exact … a keyboard for each hand).
Caitlin
Caitlin- Oh where would GreenCupboards.com be without its very own cyber-warping, HTML intensifying human computer? We can’t say for sure. But, judging by this coding perfectionist’s skill level, our company would haphazardly be floating on the dark side of the Moon … not to mention the interweb. Code edits have yet to see such Shakespearean panache as Caitlin is able to produce at the wink of a mouse and flick of a key.
Ven
Ven- When we say C#, we’re not talking cellos. This programming all star makes sure our cyber t’s are crossed as he shreds through scripts in electro-guitar fashion. It’s hard working with such a perfectly analytical mind, but Ven brings an exceptionally intellectual tang to the table- a flavor we just can’t get enough of!
Kenny
Kenny- Shoots bra! This chiller from the Pacific heartland brings a relaxed vibe to the Buy market. This green mining macro machine is the brainchild of Mitch and Aaron’s product research lab. Can this merchandising manager meet the needs of a full flushed online marketplace?! Of course he can. He invented the internet.
